Well you’re probably wondering a little bit about who the fuck writes all this dumb ass shit. Sure you can contact my retarded ass and talk to me, but that does a whole lot of good. I know you’re really wondering who the brains behind this retarded operation really is.

First off I’m in my later 20s. I reside in San Francisco California, I also work in Berkeley for SightSpeed as their unix and network administrator/engineer. Pretty much what I’ve done my entire career. So I’m definitely one of those computer nerds for life. You know how it can be.

I’m also into music. I enjoy all flavours of it for the most part. I’m a techno DJ and have been trying to get out my own creations but never seem to have the time or money. When I have the time I don’t have the money. If I have the time I don’t have the money. Just how the fuckin’ cookie crumbles unfortunately in life.

I write about a lot of stupid shit on here, I also try to get everything down to where I think it might make someone randomly start considering some sort of change to make the world a better place. I like to create how tos when I get stumped on something in anything I do so others can eventually google what they want and find a nice little post on what to do. It’s definitely been working as I get a lot of emails and instant messages asking me questions when it comes to various things from music to my career.

You’re gonna have to take my word on this, even google doesn’t know what to say.